Nakita Grinie

Nate Quotes from the first Trimester

"I think I'm pregnant. And my baby smells really bad." (after he ripped a major fart at the dinner table. Classic.)


"I'm so cool. I have good sperm, you know." (apparently feeling very good about himself and his little swimmers these days.)


(Upon showing Nate a drawing of a baby at 7 weeks) "The baby has a tail? That's effing bad ass."


"I think I had a baby this morning in the toilet." (disgusting. enough said.)


"Wait, are you still going to let me golf after the baby? Because that's in my clause, you know. " (show me in writing, sweetie. Just kidding....I don't care as long as it fits in the budget.)


"Which is more exciting: having a baby or getting married? You can think about it for a second and I'll be back for my answer." (honestly, I thought I obsessed over planning our wedding but being pregnant allows for even MORE obsessions. Plus the whole new life aspect of having a baby definitely tops dealing with RSVPs to the wedding. Definitely a close call, though.)


{and our 12 week appointment yesterday was awesome. Hearing the heartbeat through Doppler was the best sound ever and I've gained exactly one pound. Whoo hoo!)