Nakita Grinie: Quotes

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Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Quotes by Nate

1. "On the day we have to run 20 miles before the marathon, I will be wearing a diaper."

2. "Why can't we have some good chocolate in this mug? I could demolish about four candy bars right now" [he says after devouring pizza for dinner. I told you marathon training sabotages your appetite!]

3. His new nicknames for Henry include: "Boom Boom" and "White Chocolate". The first is because supposedly Henry loves that name (?) and the second is because he's white with a chocolate colored streak down his back. Very creative and weird.

4. "I'm glad you are branching out to make new friends, baby. Now your best friends are me, Henry, and the computer." Isn't that sad? And NOT true, by the way.

5. "I wish you didn't convince me to throw away all of my tennis shoes. Now I have nothing to wear to school and we are too poor to buy more." [SUCH a lie! I tried to be a good influence by ridding Nate of unneeded articles of clothing. He tossed a few pair of raunchy shoes and now he's dying to have them back? And we aren't poor, just recoiling from the hemorrhaging bank account phase. I don't get my husband sometimes.]

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Nate Quotes from the first Trimester

"I think I'm pregnant. And my baby smells really bad." (after he ripped a major fart at the dinner table. Classic.)

"I'm so cool. I have good sperm, you know." (apparently feeling very good about himself and his little swimmers these days.)

(Upon showing Nate a drawing of a baby at 7 weeks) "The baby has a tail? That's effing bad ass."

"I think I had a baby this morning in the toilet." (disgusting. enough said.)

"Wait, are you still going to let me golf after the baby? Because that's in my clause, you know. " (show me in writing, sweetie. Just kidding....I don't care as long as it fits in the budget.)

"Which is more exciting: having a baby or getting married? You can think about it for a second and I'll be back for my answer." (honestly, I thought I obsessed over planning our wedding but being pregnant allows for even MORE obsessions. Plus the whole new life aspect of having a baby definitely tops dealing with RSVPs to the wedding. Definitely a close call, though.)

{and our 12 week appointment yesterday was awesome. Hearing the heartbeat through Doppler was the best sound ever and I've gained exactly one pound. Whoo hoo!)