Nakita Grinie

2. "Why can't we have some good chocolate in this mug? I could demolish about four candy bars right now" [he says after devouring pizza for dinner. I told you marathon training sabotages your appetite!]

3. His new nicknames for Henry include: "Boom Boom" and "White Chocolate". The first is because supposedly Henry loves that name (?) and the second is because he's white with a chocolate colored streak down his back. Very creative and weird.

4. "I'm glad you are branching out to make new friends, baby. Now your best friends are me, Henry, and the computer." Isn't that sad? And NOT true, by the way. 

5. "I wish you didn't convince me to throw away all of my tennis shoes. Now I have nothing to wear to school and we are too poor to buy more." [SUCH a lie! I tried to be a good influence by ridding Nate of unneeded articles of clothing. He tossed a few pair of raunchy shoes and now he's dying to have them back? And we aren't poor, just recoiling from the hemorrhaging bank account phase. I don't get my husband sometimes.]