Showing posts with label Found. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Found. Show all posts
Saturday, August 12, 2017
Found me!
Do you want to know which terms are used to find my blog? Sometimes people search for the most hilarious topics and I hope they weren't TOO disappointed when they stumbled upon my little blog:
We have the standard "julia transition to married life blog" types of searches, which leads me to believe that many of my readers don't bookmark me or use google reader. Shame on you guys! :)
But then we get really random with these:
"bald girl" [hmmmm, Keri?]
"browers photography julia and nate" [why would they come here and not to the Browers site?]
"real people wearing raquel welch wigs" [maybe from my hairy situation post?]
"broken wrists" [no clue]
"j crew model" "real world" [yep, it is her!]
gaslamp restaurant "we ate at" [interesting usage of quotes here]
"heart disease blog"
"how to wear nike running shorts inner liner under or over underwear" [woah, don't wear the liner UNDER underwear!]
"julia+blog+keri" [aw, I like this one]
"lacy underwear, chafing" [I guess a lot of people have these issues?]
"martha stewart polyurethaning techniques" [I am the MS of polyurethane:)]
"motown tress katie wig" [huh?]
"natural hair in transition" [not quite my blog's title, but close]
"photoshop wet pants" [best ever!]
"st. louis botb" [totally not me, go somewhere else!]
"sunburn foot st. louis" [luckily my feet have been saved]
"techno song be in my life my life" [don't know that one, sorry.]
"vajayjay lime twist" [I hope this is a drink?]
"do lacy underwear chafe?" [yes, if you run 10 miles in them]
"what is the coolest beach in san diego california" [I'm no expert here but I hope you enjoyed my pictures!]
" I peed my pants mom" [hello to you, my friend!]
"henry says it's vinyl that looks just like ceramic tile" [you mean our kitchen floors? henry said that?]
"style of the 80's leotard" [I hope I don't have anything that applies to this!]
It's interesting because I never used to have traffic sources from search engines leading to my blog, just direct traffic and referrals from other sites. And now it's like the search engines have gone wild! I love Google Analytics:)
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Found Me part tres
I couldn't resist sharing these gems. People are actually searching the internet for these phrases and they land on my blog. Hello, weirdos! Welcome to my humble abode.
smaller boob catching up i am 18 [this is a direct quote and two thoughts crammed together]
pictures of 'truly blessed' in cursive handwriting [no clue how Google pulled my blog for this]
my breast tissue doesn't feel like my own [have you been feeling other boobs, too?]
i overanalyze my relationship [you are my kind of friend!]
how to care of boobs so that it look fine [probably the worst fragment of English ever.]
And the mother load:
toot toot here come my boobs [I want this to be my new motto in life]
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